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Vid: I Just Had Sex (Thor)

I Just Had Sex by

mresundance
Song and Artist: "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island (featuring ~~Thor~~ Akon)
Fandom: Thor (2011 movie, Marvel comics, mythology, artwork)
Length: 02:54
Summary: When I had the sex, man my hammer felt great. Thor/Mjolnir, Thor/ Loki, Mjolnir/Everyone.
Contains: Bright flashes, intense colors, jump cuts and jerky/sudden movement, violence, cracktastic paintings.
Crossposts: Tumblr

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Lyrics

Sometimes
(Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world
(Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so
(and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing:

I just had sex
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
(Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past.

Have you ever had sex?
I have!
It felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest.

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done.

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest.
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever!
Now sing:

I just had sex
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it.
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it.
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing.
She could be my wife!
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life.
I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure.
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girl's better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater.

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you.

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex
(Sex)
And all my dreams came true
(Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me!

I just had sex
(Everybody sing)
And it felt so good
(We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
(I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
(No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past.

Notes

I could write some massive, thinky-thoughts meta notes about this and how it's -- a critique? -- of the masculinity as represented by the character Thor. (A version of masculinity which not only dates back 1,000 years or more, but has not changed much in that time. I am not sure if this is depressing or humorous or both.)

I could ramble on about how Thor, in particular, is the penultimate representation of masculinity in the ancient Nordic world. And though he is supposed to be vehemently heterosexual in Nordic myths -- and subsequent films and comics and retellings -- there is definitely something homoerotic about a dude who basically runs around bashing other dudes with his ~~penis~~ hammer.

I could ramble on about how the vid is probably a close reflection of my own budding sense of masculinity and sometimes ridiculous male pride, amongst -- uhm -- other things.

I could also ramble on about how Loki never gets any love, either in the film or the original myths, and this is my blatant attempt to correct that on some levels.

But I think this vid is pretty transparent on its own. So I won't ramble. I will just blame both

ladymajavader and

coffeejunkii for this. They started it.

With much thanks to The Fourth Wall for the lovely awards!

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Hee, this is hilarious!

Good! My work is done here! :D

Thanks for watching and commenting!

Edited 2011-12-01 23:44 (UTC)

*cough* The permanent link is wrong. *cough*

Hee! This was awesome!

Oh shyte. Fixing it! Thanks!

Heeeeh. Thank you thank you!

Every time I see that icon of yours I hear "Set Fire to the Rain" play in my head. :P

Dammit. I thought you were talitha78 for a moment. SHE HAS THE EXACT SAME ICON. OK.

Edited 2011-12-02 00:02 (UTC)

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settiai - 2011-12-02 00:04 (UTC) - Expand

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mresundance - 2011-12-02 00:07 (UTC) - Expand

I love you.

Seriously though, that was freaking hilarious. <3

Edited 2011-12-01 23:59 (UTC)

Heeeeh, awesome. I'm glad you liked it so much. Thank you!

Your icon is exceedingly apropos.

Oh my god, this is just. I kind of love you right now.

Ah, thank you. :D I'm thrilled you enjoyed it so much. :DDD

That was so... fucking... brilliant.

I had to work so hard not to laugh out loud at work.

You must have been working extra super hard then, because yeah. Repressing laughter is no mean feat!

Thank you thank you. :D

I want to thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Your editing was perfect and the whole thing is hilarious. \o/

Heeeh, I am so happy it made you laugh. :D It's awesome to make people laugh. Thank you!

ALL THE GIGGLES. ALL OF THEM.

I really liked your incorporation of historical source materials. It could have easily seemed out of place, but the camera movement of the picture at at "saw her boobies and the rest" cracked me up more than just about anything else in the video. (Except Loki's facepalm. Loki's facepalm will never not be funny.)

Loki's facepalm demanded to be recognized in this vid. :)

I'm chuffed you liked the "saw her boobies and the rest" segment. I think it was one of the first segments to come together and I giggled my way through it.

I really liked your incorporation of historical source materials.

Other commenters have said the same and it makes me think I should not have been lazy with this vid and neglected to cite all the "external source". I have done other vids like this where I catalogued everything very carefully, but no-one seemed to read the notes/pay much mind. So I was like "nyah" in this one. :P

Thanks for watching and taking the time to comment!

Ahahahaha, this is amazing.

All of Loki's expressions.

XD

Yes, LOKI'S FAAAAAACE.

:D

Thank you!

This is so awesome. :D

Also, I love that you used source material from mythological representations as well as from the comic & the film.

(Holy crap that icon is amazeballs in a totally cracktackular way.)

Heh, thank you very much! :D

That is the most beautiful thing. ;_____;

Heh, thank you very much. That's the first time I've had the word "beautiful" applied to a cracky vid. :D

You are made of amazing. As is this vid. SO MUCH WIN.

Heehee, thank you! Love your icon there. :D

LOL. Pretty much sums up my reaction.

:) Heh, yay! Glad it made you laugh.

Oh, god, this is PRICELESS!!! Dying here!

The little fistbump moment at 2:33, Thor and Loki standing side-by-side looking so smug at 2:43 (especially with Loki's hands clasped in front of his crotch), the boobies eye-track down, just all of it!!! So many scenes I'll never be able to watch with a straight face again! <333

So many scenes I'll never be able to watch with a straight face again! <333

YES! My work here is done. :D

Thanks for watching and leaving this rather detailed comment!

OH MY GOD. you...your brain... you...LMAO!!! You're hilarious. This SO worked for me. HILARIOUS!

Heeeeh. Thank you dear!

And thanks for the rec!

UM WOW.

:D :D :D :d

LOL. Thank you. :D

Can't stop cackling!

Heh, thanks!

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theatervine - 2011-12-19 15:27 (UTC) - Expand

That was extremely funny. Loki's face! Thor's penishammer! Awesome.

Heeh, thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed the vid. :)

That was DELIGHTFUL! :D

Heeh! Thank you!

Dude, Loki is hot.

I totally have not seen Thor and usually avoid Lonely Island vids, but this was awesome at Escapade. On the big screen, you could really get the full impact of Loki's "Oh my god, am I the only adult in this galaxy?" reaction shots.

The part at 2:16 kills me.

Dude, Loki IS hot.

Hoyay! I am glad it worked out at Escapade. :D Especially Loki's reaction shots. Bless Hiddles and HIS FACE.

LOL, 2:16 is when it just spirals off the deep end, for realsies.

Thank you!

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mresundance - 2012-03-04 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

THIS IS AMAZING. I am laughing inappropriately in public right now. Oh my god Loki's FACE.

Loki's faces were one of my favorite things to drop in this vid. Thor needed some levity in Loki's "wtf" faces. :)

Laughing inappropriately in public -- excellent. Vid has done it's job. We are most glad. Thank you!

Oh my god, Loki, I am so sorry about your brother and also, your life.

That was cute :) And I like your metacommentary...

I am sorry about his brother and his life too. Especially after the Avengers. :/

(Dear universe: stop picking on Loki.)

Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed. :D